A PROPOSAL TO ADOPT “THE BALLAD OF DR. TED: MASTER SMILEMAKER” AS
THE OFFICIAL SONG OF THE AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF ORTHODONTISTS
by Ted Rothstein, D.D.S, Ph.D
March 21, 2009
Dear Colleagues,
Every country has a national anthem and a symbol representing it: (USA:”Star
Spangled Banner”, Bald Eagle; France: “La Marseillaise”, Fleur de Lys; Canada: “O
Canada”, Maple leaf; Israel: “Hatikvah”, Star of David).
Every state has a motto, flower, fruit, beverage, tree, flower, fish, animal, bird, insect,
AND A SONG! that it uses to represent its virtues: NY: Excelsior, Bluebird, Apple, Milk,
Sugar Maple, Rose, Beaver, Ladybug, I love NY.
The American Association has...a logo :-(
With this proposal, I enter into consideration the song "The Ballad of Dr. Ted: Master
Smilemaker" by Jon Rothstein & Rob Schiffmann to be the official song of the
American Association of Orthodontists.
I propose and nominate this song not because it was written by my son, but because it
so aptly and joyously hails the having of braces as a monumentally wonderful
experience with an outcome that brings a lifetime of happiness to the person who wore
them. After all is said and done "A winning smile is priceless asset.”
I recognize that since my proposal is novel, that there might be other songs the
committee wishes to consider for the anthem, as well, in which case I ask that my
submission be added to the pool of submitted songs which the committeee might also
enter into nomination.
I urge you to consider my proposal with the utmost seriousness that I offer it to you.
Yours truly,
Dr. Ted Rothstein
On the reverse page, please find lyrics to “The Ballad of Dr. Ted: Master Smilemaker” as it appears on the
DVD being presented to you today by our 2008-2009 President, Dr. Jack Kacewics. The video presentation
can be viewed again at www.drted.com/ballad_of_dr_ted.htm and on YouTube by searching “THE BALLAD
OF DR TED”.
Proposed to the AAO Saturday, March 21
in Boston, Massachusetts
by Ted Rothstein, DDS, PhD
Life-Active member:
Northeastern Society of Orthodontists
Private practice, Brooklyn, NY
www.drted.com drted35@aol.com (718) 852-1551
“The Ballad of Dr. Ted: Master Smilemaker”
by Jon Rothstein & Rob SchiffmannI was turning 12 years old when my parents broke the news — What a scare!
They said, "We don't want to upset you and we know you might refuse...and that's fair,
But your teeth are really crooked and you have an overbite —
You've got a lovely smile and we wanna' make it right:
We'll leave it up to you, we know that you are bright...Don't despair!"
So, I called up all my friends and asked them what they'd do, if they were me?
Well, Suzie said, "Forget it, " and Tommy said, "No way, even if it's free,"
But Jason, who had braces, said, "Hey, it's not so bad.
When your teeth are nice and straight, I am sure you will be glad...”
“And I have an orthodontist, who makes it really fun.
Hey, I think you'll really like him, I play baseball with his son.
His name Dr. Ted, and I know that he's the one,
To fix your smile right — You'll be happy when you're done, and...
I'm a fan of Dr. Ted! I'm a fan of Dr. Ted!
He's the man, Dr. Ted, and nobody does it better!”
Well, I went down to his office with my parents by my side, that Saturday.
We met with Dr. Ted, and he looked inside my mouth and then began to say,
"Your teeth are pretty crooked, and I see an overbite —
If you care about your smile, I'll help you make it right...
I can get them all together — Don't worry, have no fear.
You'll be finished up so quickly, you'll forget that you were here!
Don't worry how it looks, I've got brackets that are clear,
And ones that go behind the teeth"— Yes! Yes!...I nearly cheered.
I finished up in 19 months, the way that I'd been told when I began.
Of course I kept my appointments and broke the fewest possible brackets a
12 year-old can.And my teeth, they weren't crooked and I had no overbite.
At last, I saw my smile. MY SMILE WAS WIDE AND BRIGHT!!!!
Now, I'm 24, and I still marvel at the sight.
Jason, if you're out there, thank you, you were right...now...
I'm a fan of Dr. Ted! That same man, Dr. Ted, yeah
I'm a fan of Dr. Ted and Nobody does it better, yeah
Nobody does it better, no...No, nobody, does it...better.
©1994 Jon Rothstein and Rob Schiffmann